Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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