i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
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