Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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