i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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