it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
