just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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