his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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