She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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