she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
My dad is sitting where you rode me
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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