we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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