you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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