how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
he was CRYING into my vagina
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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