I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
no you cant smoke seaweed
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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