Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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