Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
