Sry I called you an 8
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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