girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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