check it out our google latitudes are spooning
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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