Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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