I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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