Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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