My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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