Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
we made out on top of his cat.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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