Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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