we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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