Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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