I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Bring me that man meat
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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