No stitches, just platelets and will power
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
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