There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
Randomize
