I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Randomize
