O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
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