On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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