Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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