hotel room ftw
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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