my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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