Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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