We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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