I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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