i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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