I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
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