I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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