well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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