but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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