she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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