p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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