Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
well you can't waste a boner
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Randomize
