Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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