running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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