You smell like stripper and shame
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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