Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
He felt like a one man threesome
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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