I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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